TOP 5 REASONS I AM GOING TO BE MEMPHIS' BIGGEST LOSER!

Top 5 Reasons I will be Memphis’ Biggest Loser

5. To fit into an airline/theatre/bus/whatever seat without spilling over and without having to see “that look” from the person who has to sit beside you.

4. To not worry about being decapitated in my car with my seat belts on if I should be in an Accident.

3. To have a bra fit comfortably and to be able to buy underwear at Victoria’s Secret rather than at “Tubby the Underwear Guy”.

2. To be able to use toilet paper as it was meant to be used and not to have to invent ways to “get the job done”.

2 1/2. To not have to watch TV news reports on fat people in hopes that I haven’t been caught on camera!

1. Because with all the hard work, dedication, and the amount of weight I will have lost I will deserve to be Memphis’ Biggest Loser!