WE ALL NEED A GOOD LAUGH!

1. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.
2.Diets are for people who are THICK and tired of it.
3. People go to Weight Watchers to learn their LESSENS.
4. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
5. THE FAST DIET: If you are thin, don't eat fast. If you are fat, don't eat-- FAST!!!
6. The best way to lose weight is by skipping... skip the desserts... skip the snacks... skip the beer... skip the SKIPPY.
7. DIET JOKE: Try my wife's new recipe for diet meatloaf... Don't worry, you won't eat much..
8. GRAVITY BRINGS ME DOWN.
9. ONE SHOULD EAT TO LIVE NOT LIVE TO EAT.
10. THOU SHALT NOT WEIGH MORE THAN THY REFRIGERATOR.
11. GOD MUST LOVE CALORIES BECAUSE HE MADE SO MANY OF THEM!
12. LIFE IS FULL OF UPS AND POUNDS.
13. HAVING A PERFECT BODY ISN'T DIFFICULT... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
14. THE HAIGHT DIET: TO LOSE WEIGHT JUST EAT THE STUFF YOU HATE.
15. DIETING IS THE PENALTY FOR EXCEEDING THE FEED LIMIT.